Parks And Recreation

That’s not a name. I don’t have a niece.

(Source: isobelstevenz, via addictedtoamypoehler)

You know, “nerd culture” is mainstream now. So, when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.

(Source: adumbscotts, via leslie-knopes)

My mom’s Puerto Rican. That’s why I’m so lively and colorful.

(Source: knopetastic, via mrbenwyatt)

I am prepping for the Pawnee Correspondents’ Lunch. It’s an annual affair where the media and the government roast each other.

(Source: newfluffytown, via kalingmindys)

truestoriesaboutme:

Ben Wyatt on morphine is one of my favorite things ever.

(via confessionsofapawneecitizen)